The Attention-Seeker

The Attention-Seeker

One day, I was trying to get my seven-year-old’s attention. When he...
Eating While Sleeping

Eating While Sleeping

As a kid, I was at a sleepover, and I watched my friend stuff the bedsheet...

Sleeptalking And Taxes

Sleeptalking And Taxes

Turning to me with some urgency, my sleeping husband stated, “I have to...

The Out-of-Fitness Sale

The Out-of-Fitness Sale

Anybody want to buy some exercise equipment? I’m having a...

Why The Sun Should Die

Why The Sun Should Die

I would prefer that the sun die forever than apply sunscreen to my children...