Hilarious Tweets In Lockdown Season To Make Your Day Better
You can always count on Twitter humour to come to the rescue
Even if the world turns upside down, Twitter will find a way to make light of it. Sure, some may question the timing of these jokes (see how I worked in a pun), but with so much happening that isn’t dopamine friendly, this will assure immunity from depression.
1. Love is all you need
Stood (a safe distance) in line behind an anxious looking older couple at the shop today. Just before checking out, the man said to his wife, “oh! darling, do you require chocolate?”, to which she replied “I always do, don’t I, dear?”Love in the time of coronavirus, indeed.
— Mikki Brock (@MikkiBrock) March 14, 2020
2. It is quite simple—stay home
"There were two roads; I avoided both and stayed home." - Robert Frost
— Shakti Shetty (@Shakti_Shetty) March 23, 2020
3. Inscrutable—even at this time
Absolutely heartwarming, after a week of social distancing, I went out on my balcony last night, and not a single person in my entire estate was acknowledging the presence of any other human being. No-one even tried to start a singalong. The spirit of London prevails ♥️♥️♥️
— hern (@alexhern) March 20, 2020
4. Justice explained after corona
Even if the world turns upside down, Twitter will find a way to make light of it. Sure, some may question the timing of these jokes (see how I worked in a pun), but with so much happening that isn’t dopamine friendly, this will assure immunity from depression.
1. Love is all you need
Stood (a safe distance) in line behind an anxious looking older couple at the shop today. Just before checking out, the man said to his wife, “oh! darling, do you require chocolate?”, to which she replied “I always do, don’t I, dear?”Love in the time of coronavirus, indeed.
— Mikki Brock (@MikkiBrock) March 14, 2020
2. It is quite simple—stay home
"There were two roads; I avoided both and stayed home." - Robert Frost
— Shakti Shetty (@Shakti_Shetty) March 23, 2020
3. Inscrutable—even at this time
Absolutely heartwarming, after a week of social distancing, I went out on my balcony last night, and not a single person in my entire estate was acknowledging the presence of any other human being. No-one even tried to start a singalong. The spirit of London prevails ♥️♥️♥️
— hern (@alexhern) March 20, 2020
4. Justice explained after corona
The new trolley problem: either pull the switch and kill one investment banker or let five senior citizens die.
— Scott Shapiro (@scottjshapiro) March 24, 2020
5. Leave them masks alone
"CDC does not recommend that people who are well wear a facemask to protect themselves from respiratory diseases, including COVID-19"#stewardmeme pic.twitter.com/7rD7PfqY9a
— Aditya Shah (@IDdocAdi) February 27, 2020
6. Quarantine all day, every day
how everyday feels pic.twitter.com/elJephfeI5
— Z (@zahraloum) March 24, 2020
7. Work from home goals
it's a great time to perfect your "i'm def. not staring at my own face the whole time" look on video chat
— Aparna Nancherla (@aparnapkin) March 17, 2020
8. The caskets are closed
"I stopped him and said, 'Look, this isn't a movie. You are not Will Smith in I Am Legend. Go home."This is the updated compilation of Italian Mayors losing it at people violating #Covid19 quarantine. Yes, subtitles are accurate. pic.twitter.com/60V4Csuonb
— 🌈 (@protectheflames) March 22, 2020
9. From God’s lips to our ears
THE TEN COVID-MENTSThou shalt stay home.Thou shalt not gather in groups.Thou shalt not panic.Thou shalt not hoard TP.Wash thy hands.Honor thy curfew.Check on loved ones.Do not COVID thy neighbor's wife.Seriously, THOU SHALT STAY HOME .Thou shalt make the best of it.
— God (@TheTweetOfGod) March 20, 2020
10. The real statue of unity
Maybe when this is all done we can build the tallest ever statue of a ventilator.
— Vir Das (@thevirdas) March 23, 2020
11. Can’t live with them
Behind every successful woman is an unsuccessful man not wearing any pants:pic.twitter.com/GZsKPsXhub
— Joshua Self-QuaRayntine (@joshuaray) March 24, 2020
12. When the Lord doesn’t rescue you from the perils of technology
In Italy today, a priest decided to live-stream a mass due to COVID-19. Unfortunately he activated the video filters by mistake. pic.twitter.com/zu2qwAlCyT
— Gavin Shoebridge (@KiwiEV) March 24, 2020